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What’s The Stitch needlepoint project, hand-painted canvas ships ready to stitch.
Serve a little well-earned side eye with our Don’t Quit Your Day Job needlepoint canvas. Dry, sarcastic, and painfully honest, this design is perfect for stitchers who appreciate humor that cuts just enough.
Each canvas is hand-painted on 13 mesh canvas for smooth, enjoyable stitching. The design measures ~9.0" x 13.0", making this a bold, statement-sized project that is as satisfying to stitch as it is to display. With a canvas size of 13.0" x 17.0", you will have plenty of room to stitch comfortably and finish it however you like, frame it, turn it into a pillow, or style it as a standout piece.
Whether you are stitching it for yourself or gifting it to someone with a sharp sense of humor, Don’t Quit Your Day Job delivers the message loud and clear.
Thread Color Recommendations
Silk & Ivory:
• 02 White
• 23 Raspberry
• 120 Black Cherry
• 149 Azalea
DMC 3 Pearl Cotton:
• BLANC
• 326
• 814
• 899
** All of these are Emma's personal recommendations, feel free to stitch with whatever you think will look best! **
DIFFICULTY
4 out of 5
SASS
4 out of 5
Hand and stitch-painted on canvas and ships ready to stitch. Whether you're a total beginner or a seasoned stitcher, this design is for you. Please note that specific colors may vary depending on computer graphics!